Catch Phrases In My Family

Recently NickTV came out with the Top 100 TV Catch Phrases. I thought it would be nice if I would list the top catch phrases that I hear my parents say, in no particular order.

Oh man, who farted?
Boomer, you have broccoli farts!
Boomer, you have asparagas farts!
Boomer, you have lemon farts!
Snickers, stop licking the floor!
Snickers, stop eating dirt!
Annie, stop eating dirt!
Boomer, stop spinning!
Oh Sh!t (mom's favorite)
Turbo stunk up the house again
Boomer, stop spinning
Boomer, go left! ( I only spin to the right)
Annie pooped on the doormat again
Phew, that's some bad breath Annie
Oh man, that's going to smell (when hearing a fart or burp and not knowing which dog it came from)
Boomer, stop counter surfing
Sit!
Stay!
No!
Stop!
Down!
Snickers, stop snacking on poo!
Annie, stop snacking on poo!

and did I mention mom's favorite, "Oh Sh!t" She says that one a lot!

What do your parents say all the time?

Also, please keep voting for Snickers. He's way behind but we can vote every day up until Sunday.

VOTE FOR SNICKERS!!!

It is so on!

Snickers is in a photo contest! The same photo that was in the Dogster contest is in the Tailwaggins Bakery Calendar contest. Please vote for my buddy - it would make him so happy! He's running way behind but I know he can catch up with your help.

Snickers says Bark Bark!!! translation: Thank you!

Miracles Do Happen

In these trying times where the horrors of the world dominate the news on a daily basis - we do have hope fellow canines. We have hope...

Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

I thought I would list the things that I am thankful for:

• My mom and dad for taking me in when no one else wanted me
• Snickers and Annabelle who showed me the ropes
• Dogs with Blogs, I have made so many new friends, neat-o!
• carrots
• my stuffed bone
• tennis balls and the "chuck it" that throws them far for me
• kong balls
• apples
• chin scratches and belly rubs
• raw pumpkin
• peanut butter
• having two square meals a day, snackies in between, lots of love and a bed to sleep in every evening.
• Oh yah, and not living in China where it's one pooch per house, that's not cool.

I'm getting Christmas cards in the mail from the DWB exchange and mom is putting them on the mantle for everyone to see. It's super cool! She's still got to get her act together and get my cards out. If not I'm going to get the cat to poop in her shoes.

I hope to post more this weekend, now that Thanksgiving is over I should have some more time. I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope I hope.

Mr. Sneakers

Well Mr. Snickers didn't make it to the Dogster finalist photo contest. I don't think he cares much though, he found a huge piece of poop in the backyard and is snacking on it as we speak.

Keep up the good attitude Sneaky-peaky's!

Mom Could Have Used This....

Before her in-laws came over. Mom loves Martha, I think a bit too much...

Good News!

Dog Blog has been updated. Do go check it out, it's simply brilliant!

They are Gone...

Mom's in-law's have left and she's recouperating. Dad was very happy to see his mom and step-dad, and so was mom. I met them for the first time and they were very impressed with my ball retrieving abilities. Snickers passed gas on step-dad and made a HUGE stink. Hey, when you are going to do something, do it big, right?

Oh no, mom is watching the QVC television channel - she's addicted to it; and dad isn't home right now. I better go hide her credit card before she gets into trouble.

I missed you all and I'll be catching up on everyone's blogs today and tomorrow.

Boomer smooches!!!!

Mom's Freaking Out

Hi ho everybody!

It's official, my mom is freaking out. She keeps mumbling something about the "in-laws" coming over this week, and having a clean house. Yah right, clean house. Hello mom - you have three dogs and a cat!!

She wouldn't let any of us pooches in all day Saturday and Sunday.
She scrubbed floors with a toothbrush!
She dusted.
She cleaned piles off the tables.
She washed.
and...

She says she still isn't done!

She told us pooches that we have to be on our best behavior when the "in-laws" come over. We are always on our best behavior, except when Snickers and Annabelle decide to eat poop but hey, that's not being bad - that's just being a dog with poop obsessions. It's cool.

Mom sat down with me yesterday and told me that she might not be updating my blog much the next few days. I told her that I was okay with it, I would cooperate because I'm the Boomfreakah and that's what I do. She assured me that by this Friday it will all be over with - I can hang with that.

I'll talk to you later!

Boomer the easy going Brittany!