Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Catch Phrases In My Family

Recently NickTV came out with the Top 100 TV Catch Phrases. I thought it would be nice if I would list the top catch phrases that I hear my parents say, in no particular order.

Oh man, who farted?
Boomer, you have broccoli farts!
Boomer, you have asparagas farts!
Boomer, you have lemon farts!
Snickers, stop licking the floor!
Snickers, stop eating dirt!
Annie, stop eating dirt!
Boomer, stop spinning!
Oh Sh!t (mom's favorite)
Turbo stunk up the house again
Boomer, stop spinning
Boomer, go left! ( I only spin to the right)
Annie pooped on the doormat again
Phew, that's some bad breath Annie
Oh man, that's going to smell (when hearing a fart or burp and not knowing which dog it came from)
Boomer, stop counter surfing
Snickers, stop snacking on poo!
Annie, stop snacking on poo!

and did I mention mom's favorite, "Oh Sh!t" She says that one a lot!

What do your parents say all the time?

Also, please keep voting for Snickers. He's way behind but we can vote every day up until Sunday.


Tin Tin Blogdog said...

My ma just generally says "Tin Tin" in five million different tones of voice.

Covers it all, really.

Chow for now,

Tin Tin xo

Fu Fu said...

Haa.. Boomer, what are lemon farts??

~ fufu

Boomer said...

My mom says that sometimes my farts smell sour, like lemons! Eew!!!

Sam Iam said...
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Sam Iam said...

Boomer, you have broccoli farts!
Boomer, you have asparagas farts!You have those too!! woof-woof

Lot's of Lick's

wally said...

go snickers!

i often hear 'oh my god!' and 'what the hell???' interesting.

sounds like your gas is a veritable smorgasbord! i'd love to take a sniff of your bottom (though that goes without saying.)


Sunshade said...

HAHAHAHAHHAHA....that's just too funny!

You know, what you suggested on my blog re. whiskers.... I hate to tell you this cause it's really embarrassing, but I think my mum already does it and she labels the bags....(shhhh....don't tell her I told you this...)

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

I can't repeat them cuz I am not allowed to use (f)rench words.

Bussie Kissies

Boomer said...

Buster, I didn't list the (f)rench sayings just because I didn't want to offend. There is just one...

What the F!!!??

FleasGang said...

Hope you don't mind but here are a couple of ours:

"Scarlett, stop licking!" (she just licks the air and it drives you crazy)
"I'm hungry. You know how dog farts make you hungry."
"Are they barking" (when out in the backyard)
"Do they need to go out?"
"Where's Simon?"
"Who chewed this?" (usually it was Shelly)
"She either burped or farted."
And finally, "Oh yeah, That's gonna smell"

Smell ya later :)

BLU and/or Comet said...

I always hear
Stop licking
Stop jumping
Stop barking and
Get it!


ps. we got your card today. Very cute!

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hehehe Boomer, very funny. We hear WHO MADE A TINKY??? quite often, and it isn't always us dogs, it's Papa, hehehehehe! we also hear:
din din
treat time
potty time
papa's home
Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Freda said...

Hey Boomer and Gang,

Thanks for the great card. Much better than the one I sent out. I told my secretary to change some stuff on it but he didn't. Lazy butt! Yours is reeeally cooools!

My humans use 'F' words a lot... Freda, Freders... Arf! Arf! And Dad likes to speak (F)rench a lot. Especially, Merde!! I guess I could say he's Euro Trash talkin'... Arf! Arf!

Then there is always, 'Time to brush your teeth.' 'Do you want to go for a walk?' My favorite is 'What do you want?' when I wake my humans up at one two one two (1:30) in the dark. Hee hee.

Thanks again for the cooools card. We both live on the left coast and used the same card maker. So weirds! My humans and I wish you and your gang a great holiday season.


Loui said...

I hear "leave it" lots and then mum puts on her silly voice loads and is always calling "where's my Loui pooey?" when she wants a cuddle and that is ALL the time!

Loui xx

Ivy said...

i always hear these:
get down!
ivy get down!
ivy get off of there!

it seems peepol are never happy! i like being a dog and being content with the way things are.

hmmmm... but sumtimes wen i am yelling at a skwerrel in a tree i tell him to get down too. maybe i am becoming more like my peepol than i thot!