Tuesday, December 19, 2006

2006 Dog Gone Dippy Dog Award (DGDDA's)

Boomer walks up to the microphone and taps it to make sure it's working... tap tap tap...

Boomer: I would like to thank you, all of you, who have awarded me the 2006 Dog Gone Dippy Dog Award. This is a moment that I have always dreamed of. Since I was a little pup I started practicing for this moment by running around acting like I had no sense, tennis ball in my mouth and my gas propelling me all over the place..."

Mom: Boomer honey, what are you doing?

Boomer: I was thanking everyone for the award I won mom.

Mom: What award sweetie?

Boomer: The Dog Gone Dippy Dog Award. See, it's award season and I won this. (holds up his stuffed hedgie)

Mom: Boomer honey, you are holding your stuffed hedgehog that I got from Petco. You got that days ago. You even ripped several holes in it, threw up on it and Snickers has tried to eat the squeaker.

Boomer: Riiiight... Well, I want to thank my poochie friends for something.

Mom: Why don't you thank all your poochie friends for their Christmas cards? I mean, you have pals all over the world who mailed you cards and since you can't take a picture of all the cards maybe you can thank the pooches that sent them.?

Boomer: About the camera mom, what the heck is going on with that? You gonna get a new one or what? You gotta hit that...

Mom: Okay Boomer, you tell me every day that I have to "hit that". Where did you even hear that saying?

Boomer: "40 Year Old Virgin".

Mom: Oh good lord...

Boomer: Can I thank everyone now?

Mom: Please...

Boomer: I have made so many poochie friends! Opy and Charlie, thank you for starting Dogs with Blogs. Without you two we pooches wouldn't have beaten out mom and dad in the Christmas Card Recipiant Contest! Tee hee!!!

Thank you also to Fu Fu (love the stockings!), Frieda, Joey & Jack, Toby, Cubby & Dakota, Herbie, Simba, Hershey and Copper, Carbi & Aramis (now I can speak Aussie!). Thank you also to Chelsea, Buster (kisses!), Simon-Scarlett and Shelly, Scuba, Bogart, Miss Sunshade, the Kelly Church Family, Tin Tin and his beautiful spots.

Mom: Did you have to mention that we lost the Christmas Card Recipiant Contest
Boomer ?

Boomer: Yes, yes I did. I need to thank Charlie the goldie (great smile!), my pal Wally, Comet & Blu, Bailey, Butchy & Snickers, Joey & Tanner, MJ, Isabella, Mackie and Ollie, The Furry Five, Fei, Boo, Salchicha & Lilly, Princess and Katie, Stewy & Nugget, Liza and Dory, Maggie Rose, Murphy, Kingsley, Lilly and Precious Angel Daisie who is looking down on us pooches and watching over us.

Mom: Okay, now you are rubbing it in Boom. We lost, I get it...

Boomer: No I'm not, honest! I have to thank Dean-O!, Huskee, Pacco, Boo boo & Bond, my dear pal Jay, Baby & Boy, Roxy & Andy & Sammy, Jessie & Jake, T-man and CC Man, and Jaffe & Kaylie.

I would also like to thank Max, Evie, Loui and Marvin - my pals. I love you guys!

I am one blessed pooch and I wish nothing but blessings for all of you.




14 comments:

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

My rents lost too - big time! Rents - 3 cards vs Bussie a zillion cards! Dogs rule!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Sunshade said...

Congrats on the win Boomer!! My mum was never in the contest because I knew she wouldn't get any LOL. OH, and I got your card, thanks so much!!

hahahahahha... you were the smart one with the answer!!

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

Loui said...

We all love you right back Boomer!

Loui xx

Tin Tin Blogdog said...

Hey there Boomster...

....yep it's good to be the king of the household pupularity contest, isn't it?

I won paws down too, even though the humans aren't doing too badly.

Chow for now,

Tin Tin xo

Fu Fu said...

Haa, Boomer. That's alot of friends to thank. :) You have such great answers

~ fufu

Marvin The Dog said...

Congrats Boomer! And thank your Mom, Carol for her kind comments!

I been snoozing so been quiet on the Blog front.....Jeannie been Christmas shopping, seems to have left her a bit frazzled. She says she really appreciated your Mum's tips on the liver thingy.

love and licks Marvin xxxx

wally said...

boomer,

well done! bigger than an oscar, i think.

wally.

ps. does your hedgie from petco have a santa hat? mine does but it is sitting up on a high shelf to wait "for christmas." no wonder my naked apes got 3 cards--they're jerks! i can't wait to barf on mine.

Boomer said...

Hey Wally,

Yep mine has the santa hat. It's super fun to play with, even after I threw up on it.

Boomer

Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...

Congratulations on a well deserved win Boomer :-)

Merry Christmas to you and your family - I hope 2007 is full of lots of bones and treats :-)

Love
Opy

Marvin The Dog said...

Merry Christmas to you and yours Boomer! love and licks from The Scotsman Marvin (and Jeannie xxxxxx) xxxxx

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Have a very merry x-mas guys!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Loui said...

Boomer I hope you have a great Christmas time!
Love from mum, dad and the son to all your family too!

Loui xx

Jay said...

Happy Holidays!!! May your Christmas be filled of treats and pressies!

~Jay

Maximillian the Valliant said...

Hmmm, I'm not even sure my Mom got any christmas cards...ouch! she just poked me and said she did...just not NEARLY as many...tee hee.

Merry Christmas buddy!

M-the-V