And I don't like it. Mom and dad say I need a bath, and I wholeheartedly disagree. I mean look at me:
I don't look dirty at all. I mean, sure I have toothpaste on my fur from when mom tried to brush my teeth, and yes my beautiful white coat is now kind of dingy, but is a bath really necessary? I think not. Also, they say I smell. I smell absolutely fine - like a fine aged cheese.
Bath - puhlease.
Turbo's breath smells like a bucket of chum, maybe mom and dad should work on that.
Thursday, April 05, 2007
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A perfect world would prohibit bathies!
Bussie Kissies
Buster
baths are completely impractical, we just get dirty again anyway!!!
I think you look so fresh AND so clean. Who needs baths?
wally.
ps. I hope your granny is continuing to improve!
yeah, give me a high 5 man...i hate bath too....i make me smell like something else..
G'day Boomer,
The bath would be OK if they didn't use that nasty smelly soap stuff! xxx Asta
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