Thursday, April 05, 2007

Something is Afoot at the Circle K...

And I don't like it. Mom and dad say I need a bath, and I wholeheartedly disagree. I mean look at me:


I don't look dirty at all. I mean, sure I have toothpaste on my fur from when mom tried to brush my teeth, and yes my beautiful white coat is now kind of dingy, but is a bath really necessary? I think not. Also, they say I smell. I smell absolutely fine - like a fine aged cheese.

Bath - puhlease.

Turbo's breath smells like a bucket of chum, maybe mom and dad should work on that.

5 comments:

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

A perfect world would prohibit bathies!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

Joe Stains said...

baths are completely impractical, we just get dirty again anyway!!!

wally said...

I think you look so fresh AND so clean. Who needs baths?

wally.

ps. I hope your granny is continuing to improve!

Pacco de Mongrel said...

yeah, give me a high 5 man...i hate bath too....i make me smell like something else..

Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Boomer,
The bath would be OK if they didn't use that nasty smelly soap stuff! xxx Asta