Monday, June 11, 2007

It's Been A Rough Few Days

Hello Everyone - this is Turbo Kitty,

Boomer was kind enough to let me post - I'm thinking it's because he pity's me. Like the title says, I have had a crappy week.

Mom and dad took me to the evil doctors to have my abscessed tooth worked on. Well that's what they said at least. The doctors gave me a nice little sleeping medicine which I don't understand why I needed that because I have no problems sleeping - why I can sleep up to 20 hours a day. I digress, the doctors give me this lovely medicine and when I woke up I had SIX freakin teeth removed. WTF?!

Not only that, I had a couple of adverse reaction to the anesthesia - I lost the use of my back legs for a while AND I lost my eye site! That just made my mom cry like a baby and even brought a tear to dad's eye. Dad NEVER cries so I have to remember to use this to my advantage.

I'm doing better today though, I can walk around okay, but the hardwood floors are hard to maneuver on. I have some site back but not a lot - my eyes are dilating just a little, which was better than it was on Friday when I came home.

The dogs are being very nice to me, and I really appreciate that. I suppose I will cut them some slack until I get better, then I'll show them who's boss. After all, I can't let them get away with their new found freedom from the kitty wrath!

I'm not really mad at mom and dad anymore, but I get very upset when it's time to take my medicine. My stomach medicine is suppose to taste like chicken but I think it tastes like, well - like crap frankly. Mom threatens to take my picture and if she does I'll have no use but to seek revenge somehow.

Also, Boomer and I have been talking, and we think that Pippin and Buster are right, he should poop in mom's shoes for me but he said something about waiting until after he eats something gross so that it's extra stinky. That Boomer is one smart dog.


Joe Stains said...

ooh I sure hope you feel better soon :( not being able to see must be really yucky!

John said...

Poor Turbo Kitty! We hope you are feeling better soon.

-Annie and Rowdy

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh Turbo Kitty, I hope you get well soon. Boomer sure loves you to let you guest blog.

~ girl girl

wally said...

Aw Turbo--Hope you feel better soon and get your eyesight back so you can plot adequate revenge. It's good to see Boomer is on your side.


Finnegan said...

Don't worry, Turbo Kitty! You will get better soon and be able to seek your revenge. My kitty brother Mr. Stinny can't see at all and he gets around great!

Pooping in shoes might be the answer or I can head over there and let one loose for you in front of your parents. Hee hee! ATOMIC FARTS TO THE RESCUE!


FleasGang said...

Even though we don't know any "cats" personally, you sound like you're pretty cool. We hope you get well soon so you can start ruling the roost again :-)

The FleasGang

P.S. How's Annie? We haven't heard much from her lately :-)

Maximillian the Valliant said...

Poor kitty...

Hey Boomer, I think you might be right...chocolate WOULD work.


Toby said...

Hi Turbo. Sorry to hear about what you're going through. I know the meds take like crap, but keep taking them, k? You gotta get all better quick!!!