Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Lethal Weapon, Part Pooch

My parents think I am a lethal weapon; isn’t that neat-o? Apparently the gas that comes out of my butt is sulfuric and can take out something like a gagillion people. Well, maybe not that many but my gas bring tears to mom’s eyes and my dad always starts manically fanning the air and coughing. My parents call them “SBD’s” which stand for Silent but Deadly’s, sound’s like a chemical weapon, doesn’t it?

Personally I think it smells kind of good but a dogs sense of smell is much more sophisticated than a human’s.

I will be offering this service to Ayatollah Mugsy’s Team Pugforce but let us all hope that this deadly weapon will never be needed.


Brody the Bulldog said...

Heya Boomer!

snif snif snif... impressive!

I'm glad to hear that you are offering your services to Ayatollah Mugsy. I think you'd be a great addition to team PugForce - you've definitely demonstrated some natural talent. In fact, I'd give you two paws up if I weren't covering my nose with one paw.

Also - thanks for asking about how to post buttons and such. I'd be more than happy to help. Feel free to inquire if you have other blogging questions too, however - I admit, I am no expert either. I know what I know from experimenting. Regardless, I'll certainly do what I can - us blogging pooches have to stick together!

Blogger won't let me paste lines of code in the comment boxes, so you'll have to email me at

Guess I'll talk to you soon -
Take your time - no rush.

Brody the Bulldog

Brody the Bulldog said...

Hey Boomer - it's me again. My Hotmail account has been acting funny lately - so I just signed up for a new one: