Lethal Weapon, Part Pooch

My parents think I am a lethal weapon; isn’t that neat-o? Apparently the gas that comes out of my butt is sulfuric and can take out something like a gagillion people. Well, maybe not that many but my gas bring tears to mom’s eyes and my dad always starts manically fanning the air and coughing. My parents call them “SBD’s” which stand for Silent but Deadly’s, sound’s like a chemical weapon, doesn’t it?

Personally I think it smells kind of good but a dogs sense of smell is much more sophisticated than a human’s.

I will be offering this service to Ayatollah Mugsy’s Team Pugforce but let us all hope that this deadly weapon will never be needed.