Monday, July 09, 2007

Boomer Watch, 2008

Hi ho all you pooches out there!

I'm in a contest, actually - I'm a FINALIST in a contest. It's the same contest that Snickers won a few months back. Mom said I could enter this one because I wouldn't be competing against my good buddy Snickers. I wouldn't want to compete against Snickers anyway, that just isn't cool.

Anywho, I would love to be in the top three but I need your votes. Now I know you must be thinking, "Votes?! What's this pooches party platform? Why should he get my vote?"

Well since my campaign manager Wimsey is busy getting the word out about me to all the pooches in Central Park I'll have to tell you myself.

If you elect me as one of the final three I will make sure that every pooch has a bully stick a day. Not only that, I will ensure that no pooch goes to bed without a proper meal which includes steak, potatoes, veggies, and a cold bottle of Happy Tail Ale. Every dog will have the toy of their choice, be it a Kong, Cuz, Lucky Carp, a tennis ball, or just a plain and simple stick. If you want it, I'm the dog to get it for you. (Hmmm, if my career in politics doesn't pan out I can work on the Black Market).

Okay, maybe I can't get you all that stuff but I will give you this, my beautiful smile:

Thanks everyone!



FleasGang said...

Good Luck Boomer :-)

The FleasGang

Finnegan said...

I voted. Good luck, Boomer!!


wally said...

Boomer--I voted for you! I think that dog with 600 votes is cheating. I will launch a voter fraud investigation.

I found it hilarious that their voting rules included a paragraph on how they'd gotten complaints from companies whose employees were wasting all day voting in the contest--HA!


Hana said...

Hi Boomer! I am going to go vote for you right now!!! But, are ya sure I can't get that really delicious dinner every night? That would be sooo awesome!!!!!!

Hey, and you sure got a big winning smile.... with dirt on your tongue. That cracks me up :-) Hope you win!

Wimsey said...

A vote from NYC, Boomer!